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April 30, 2008 | 01:31 AM

DANCE OR DIE in CHI-TOWN

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The same insane Chicago dance maniacs that were screaming her name for an hour before she came on went absolutely apeshit when YELLE played "Comme de Garcons" like she was covering a brand new Rush single in FRENCH. I was trying to dodge empty beer bottles rolling on the floor as I jumped as high as I possibly could along with everyone else for the whole goddamn set. EVERYONE DANCED. EVERYONE FUCKING DANCED, with their hands in the air and their butts wigglin' and even ugly people were making out like they were trying to rip each other's faces off. She drove up on-stage in a giant yellow Hummvee and screamed "George Bush ROCKS!!!!" I saw R.Kelly backstage and he FRENCH KISSED Yelle just to show her American men are hot, too. Her two gay brothers were wearing matching t-shirts and even that was kinda cool.

 


April 23, 2008 | 09:31 AM

Cuts like a razor

 

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Gillete nicks the industry.

Seen out today, this seemingly adulturated ad is actually intentional.

April 20, 2008 | 04:03 PM

Fancy Pants of the Week: Olga Kogan. We'll hold your hair gurl!

GREENWICH, Conn. - Opposition is building against a proposed mansion that could be among the biggest homes in a wealthy town known for opulent estates.

"It's far out beyond anything that exists on any property in Greenwich," said Louisa Stone, a former Planning and Zoning Commission chairman who recently asked land-use officials to deny the project.

The mansion proposed for 18 Simmons Lane, a private road, would feature eight bedrooms, a number of baths, and amenities including a gym, a theater, lockers, a wine cellar, staff quarters and game rooms.

The proposed mansion would exceed 30,000 square feet, comparable to some of the largest mansions in town, but the inside would have about 43 percent more cubic feet of space than the next largest home built here in recent years, according to town records.

John Tesei, a lawyer representing owner Olga Kogan, downplays the project's size, saying the proposed mansion meets most of the town's regulations.

"It's not that big," Tesei said Tuesday. "This is a town of mansions."

But some neighbors say the mansion is too large for the 7-acre property and neighborhood.

"It is three times the size of the house they are replacing, which is the largest house on the road," said Charles Lee, a Simmons Lane resident opposed to the project. "This thing is far bigger than anything around."

Some residents have also raised concerns that the mansion has far more floor space devoted to Turkish baths, Finnish baths and other amenities than living space normally found in single-family homes, Lee said.

"A single-family doesn't need 26 toilets," Lee said. "Why are there 26 toilets there?"

Tesei said the amenities are there because that is what the owner wants.

"It's the way people who can afford it like to live," Tesei said.
April 18, 2008 | 10:51 AM

tickety-tack-tranny mess du jour

Heres to tickety-tack-tranny hot country messes who are out of control super trannies from Transylvania and not apologizing for it....


April 15, 2008 | 03:51 PM

eccentricglamour.com is ours!

Jealous?

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April 12, 2008 | 05:13 PM

say hay decorator, its a two-part gator!

We know where our economic stimulus package is going. TO SOME NEW BOOKENDS!
It's a 2 part gator yallz, fresh from Britney Spears backyard to Fancy Club HQ.

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Head and Tail for sale on ebay right now! Go Go Go!
April 11, 2008 | 12:18 PM

it's friduhhh

April 09, 2008 | 12:02 PM

5J



Spring is here. Mating season is but upon us. The latest video mindfuck/collaboration from the heaving bosom of the FC.

Their lives were one large extravaganza, like living inside a Fabergé egg

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Once only seen by those of the Russian Imperialist family, we invite you to discover the new gaurd of Fabergé. Conceived on the Day of Ressurection of Christ Our Lord, these five designs explore the human condition, immortality and the afterlife, and the ultimate limits of the pave crystal encrusting techniques.

This limited edition collection is on display in Manhattan on an invite-only basis, but you can see it here, exclusively on TheFancylub.com!
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April 07, 2008 | 04:07 PM

FANCY PANTS OF THE DAY!

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field trip!

Way back in ye olde 2007, the Fancy Club visited an inspiring little show at the Museum of Art & Design, called Radical Lace & Subversive Knitting.

The follow-up show, now installed at the same gallery, promises to be even better! In Pricked: Extreme Embroidery, we hear there's a piece in which a web of magical yarns morph the face of George W. Bush into Saddam Hussein! Genius!

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Problem is, this is a rare occasion (right...) where the FC ain't the first ones to the party... This show closes April 27th, meaning we've only got a couple weeks to recover from our March hangovers & get ourselves uptown!!! Who's with us?!?